Yes, Happy Halloween fiends! Or, for you die hard pedantics, if you’re not happy to call it Halloween, let’s go with Dia de los Muertos. Either way, I hope the scares are enjoyable and the spooks are well behaved, and that the punch is full of an appropriate amount of spirits.
Enjoy the horrors – I myself have cuddled up around a bottle of wine and a lit pumpkin head. I’m sure the smell of burning cheese is entirely normal.
ROOOAOOOAOAAARRRRR, SPPPOOOOOOOOKKK, JANNGLLLLEEEE OF CHHHAAAAIINNS.